As I was checking into a room last evening, to meet a particular friend, another guest arrived. He stood … not far, but not super close to me. For some reason the woman behind the counter thought he was with me. Maybe she assumed he dropped me off and parked the car?
Anyway, we were chatting about the weather and how fukking cold it is. She looked at this gentleman and said to me, “Now you go have him draw you a hot bath and give you a nice massage in that king size bed you have!” I believe his jaw hit the ground…and I just started a slow giggle.
I smiled at this friendly gal and just said…”He’s not with me.” and then I turned to him and gave him a big smile and said, “Sorry, I’m not a service this hotel provides!” He just started to laugh. The poor lady behind the counter was so embarrassed. I did reassure her and told her I am not offended. He did the same.
It put a smile on my face.
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