Manners

Not mine…

Last night went out with a bunch of friends and got BOMBED!!!!. Still feeling hung over this morning. But it was such a fun night

One part I don’t get!. Ever since I moved out I have had men… Swarming all over. Young, old… And in between. W t f?.

Last nite… I’m out on the back porch of the bar… Smoking…. Four other men, in their 20s, were out as well. I just listened to them. Three of the KIDS went inside. The fourth started chatting with me. No biggie. Then as we head inside… I turned away from him… He smacked me in the ass and told me,”wow, my girlfriend would love that ass “. I. Was. Am. Stunned.

Seriously?!?!?!

I pivoted right around. Poked him in the nose with my finger… And berated him in his manners!. Like I’m a fukking grandma!.

And in the back of my head …. I’m thinking “Bet your ass she would!”.

I need therapy!