Wow. There are a whole lot of interesting folks online; looking for love, companionship, sex, conversation, and so many other verbs, nouns and adjectives.
I am working on a profile. It’s not quite there yet. But I almost have it.
52 year old Caucasian female looking for someone. I’m big and beautiful and I know it. And sometimes I don’t know it. I need you to know it. Must be good communicator but also able to read my mind. Enjoy intellectual conversation and stimulate my mind while being willing to speak in pig Latin for an entire day just to laugh. Must appreciate the beauty of my body with words and deeds and allow me to be unappreciative of myself at times: you should be able to prove me wrong. Must be able to laugh at farts because I fart a lot and often find it very funny. You can fart too but If You Stick My Head Under The Covers … You Die!. Just want the best for me and allow me to be my worst. Must go to movies you may not go to normally and not poke too much fun when I cry at EVERYTHING. Must carry kleenex to all movies. Must drag me to movies I will swear I will hate and give me shit when I dont. Please tell me I’m beautiful and mean it. Call me on my bull shit but not until I’m done ranting.
What I don’t want?. I am not your mother or father. I don’t want a kid. I don’t want you to see my photo and assume I am just the “perfect big bitch to teach me lessons when I’m bad”. I am NOT THAT bitch. But I can be a bitch so watch out!
I will cry. I will laugh. I will likely make you cry and laugh. I will want to be everything to you and then may resent it if I am. I am fat and fun and hella sexi when I am comfortable with you. I swear a blue streak on a daily fukking basis. I can get you hot as hell and leave you frustrated when I tease. I can totally follow thru and make you feel like a god or goddess in the bedroom ( kitchen, car … Movie theater and maybe the mall). And afterwards I’ll blush like a 15 year old virgin when you return the favor…and I’ll beg for it again.
I want to walk with you, hand in hand. I want to enjoy your company and be free to see my friends without jealously or envy. I want you to like, or at least tolerate, my friends….even the ones who don’t like you.
I want tenderness in the bedroom. I want … Less than tenderness in the bedroom. I want to be in charge. I want you to be in charge. I want to wear your mark…but discreetly.
I want you to be so honest about how you feel and what you think that it is almost painful. And then I want to take that pain and heal it with my heart. I want you to do the same.
I’ll wear make-up and dress up and also be a bum and I live in my yoga pants. I won’t be comfortable in lingerie but I’ll wear it if you feel it is beautiful on me. Ill walk around naked in the mornings and I pee with the door open. But if I do close the door don’t try to talk to me…I AM BUSY!
All the things I want I also want to give. I don’t need to be the center of your world but I would like us to be the center of ours. I’ll fail. But I will get up and try again. Just may take me a minute.
Well…what do ya think?. Too much????. Probably so. But i’ll ask anyway.
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