Oh ya…Hormones!

So!  For the past months I can say that I have had NO INTEREST in SEX.  Like, no vibrator, no fantasies, no wishes…nuttin/zip/zero/nada.  The very thought of putting my lips against another’s lips…GAH! I wanted to vomit!

Well my hormones kicked into overdrive the other night.  I went to see my chiropractor (Dr. G).  I have been his patient for over 2 years.  He is a nice, fit and trim gentleman who has a long-time girlfriend and obviously enjoys spending time with her.  He and I have spent a few minutes, depending on how busy he is, just chatting but that is all. No flirting, ever, he is NOT my type!

Well, I have had some twinges in my back around L4-L5 and I asked him about preventing twinges and strengthening those muscles.  He then demonstrated variations on the plank pose when leaning on something.  His shirt wasn’t bulging.  He wasn’t flexing and glistening.  Fer gawd sake he was in a collared, button down gently plaid-ed shirt and Chinos!  I became so awkwardly aroused I wanted to fan myself!  He finished demonstrating and I gladly left the office with my … well … no way to gently say this … my nether-regions were ON FIRE and someone was beating a drum to the flames!

Had to drive over some RR tracks about 20 minutes LATER and I was still…bothered and wondered if I could possibly find about 7 minutes worth of RR tracks to run over.

I have never had that experience before.  Yes, a person has, in the past, got me all hot-and-bothered…But that was an intentional act.  I have become rather heated and horny reading certain books.  But I do not ever remember feeling like this during a regular day/with someone I normally see/doing something completely NOT sexual!

And it wasn’t like I was getting sex at home, PRE-SEPARATION, and suddenly I miss it.   NOPE!

But I’ll tell ya one thing…when I stopped by to see DH last night….I sure did pick up good ole reliable Mr Vibrator…yes sir!  And I can say…where I did think my lady-bits were maybe a bit broken…They were all fixed up yesterday!

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